Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.02.14 09:35:00 -
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IÆm sorry that itÆs come to this, I really wish there was another way, but I can no longer stand idly by and do nothing. To see these scandals at work in the Eve-Universe and stay silent, to watch from the sidelines and keep my own counsel would be a betrayal of all that the MGRL was formed to stand for. Well, almost all.
The bullying, the domination, the oppression of smaller entities, the threats to peoples regions and homes, The outrageous forum propaganda wars, the suspicions and accusations of underhand play involving GM abuse, the senseless destruction of billions of isk of hardware, the thought of the eve-wide panic, stampeded women and raped cattle. Somethings got to give, a stand must be taken, The MGRL must get involved!
So I hearby present the Application of the Minmatar Ghey Rights League to join Band of Brothers Alliance.
I mean how much can an alliance take? All they want is a quiet region to call home, to live in peace and suck the veld. To ***** the complexes and trade cattle in 0.9 space, is it too much to ask for?
Evidently it is, in the last year alone, BoB have held off the CODA hoardes, Repelled a vicious assault from the all-mighty PVP alliance known as ASCN and had their 1.0 empire mission runners constantly harassed by the finest pilots in the Universe, The New m0o, Privateer Alliance.
And now, having weathered the storm, The big boys are waylaying them in the school playground, stealing their lunch money, delivering atomic wedgies and threatening to flush their poor heads down the toilet at lunchtime.
And who do they have to defend them? The poor corporations of BoB are a shadow of their former selves, everyone knows that wars make your best people jump ship and join other alliances. The only help that they can ask is from FIX, Xelas, LV, Outbreak, Celestial Apocalypse, Curse Alliance, the MC and the entire ISD department. Is this enough? I highly doubt it.
But hope is not lost, The MGRL will fight for your rights. The MGRL will stand tall and proud, The MGRL will cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of War! We shall win the day! Pilots who stay neutral will think themselves accursed that they missed this fight! Never before in the history of Minmatar conflict will so much be owed by so few to so many!
WhoÆs with me, Brothers?
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